D.L
[Commission] Recycling resources
I messed up at work and ended up leaving a batch of resources behind inside a Hollow. 
I want to make up for it — I've been waiting all year for this crack at a promotion, so I can't afford to make any mistakes now that it's here.
I hope to find an experienced Agent to take on this commission. Find the resources I lost in the Hollows, and I'll reward you handsomely.
Since getting ruthlessly ripped off by that Bangboo, we should take advantage of this commission to... ask the client for even more of a cut!
Aaaah!
I'm ya guy! Ten years in the business, never failed once, 100% flawless rating! Leave it with me!
Coocoocoocooda
Here here, pick me! Ten years of experience without fail, plus free fortune-telling services!
RelyOnVee
Five years in the business and versatile: investigating, fighting, fortune-telling, cooking — whatever you want, I'll do it all.
HangingOnThePurrcipice
Pick me, twenty percent off. No deposit needed!
EmotionalDamageErryday
Pick me pick me! I'm begging you, pick me! I've been crying here for 18 hours; broke down 132 times; smashed my head against the wall 401 times; hallucinated 26 times; slapped myself across the chops 16 times; and then fainted. I only just woke up... to find it was already dark outside. So I broke down again. Because I simply cannot understand how you have not PICKED me yet! C'mon, my client!
20cookies1bite
It's just a commission. No need to get involved...
[OP] D.L
Alright, I'll DM you.
EmotionalDamageErryday
What are the selection criteria?!
Aaaah!
What's so special about this guy then?
If you'll trust me, I can do it. Please give me the job.