"I've been feeling blocked up not getting everything out for two weeks, and for the last two days nothing but liquid is coming out, so I'm assuming fecal impaction.  Since I was still passing gas, I figured it would be okay to try out a laxative instead of just popping stool softeners with water.  I took half of the bottle at 8:30am, then figured if it's worth doing it's worth doing right so I drank the other half at 9:00.  It's 5:00 in the afternoon, and still nothing.  I figure I'll take some more softeners tonight, and head out to the pharmacy for tomorrow's preparations.  If I can't get it out between another bottle, glycerine suppositories, an enema, some vaseline, and a pair of XL latex gloves, then I think I'll have to go to the doc."