swazzle
...that no Punch and Judy performer can consider himself a Professor until he has swallowed his swazzle at least twice?
...that no <a href="./Punch_and_Judy" id="mwAjU" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Punch and Judy">Punch and Judy</a> performer can consider himself a Professor until he has swallowed his <b id="mwAjY"><a href="./Swazzle" id="mwAjc" rel="mw:WikiLink" title="Swazzle">swazzle</a></b> at least twice?